WebSphere Groundbreaking?
Things like this drive me mad (emphasis mine):
A decade ago Ferguson helped pioneer the concept of Web services, with his groundbreaking work on the IBM WebSphere platform. Launched in 1998 and utilizing novel object-oriented database and application-integration technology tied together with early Web services components, WebSphere helped transform the way information is shared among businesses and generated a vast ecosystem of products and vendors for IBM.
Without a doubt, Don Ferguson is an extremely smart guy, but this really is bullshit.
Most of that article was similarly funny/bizarre.